Comedy

 Fool

Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying,
Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart may stop Beating,
But your Brain will
never start working!

 Lunatic

I've written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..
& Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..

 Dead Fool

Why are Egyptian's Children always confused??
Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY.

Is it?

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.

Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.

THAT'S relativity.

Brain

The brain is a wonderful organ.

It starts working the moment you get up in the morning

and does not stop until you get into the office.